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Missing..

If God will give us the chance to see each other again, I would probably hold your hand and hug you tight. As far as my heart is concerned, I really miss you. And it’s even harder to think that I can’t do anything ‘bout it anymore. :’(


Posted on December/16/2012




Good morning! JGH from Church :) 
#SimbangGabi

Good morning! JGH from Church :)
#SimbangGabi


Posted on December/15/2012
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I was touched by this :)

KALYO NI CESARIO
  • nung grumaduate ako nasan ka?
  • nung nakuha ko yung lisensya ko sa pagkainhinyero nasan ka? 
  • nung mga panahong inggit na inggit ako sa bagong bag ng kaklase ko nasan ka?
  • nung nadapa ako sa pagbibike nasan ka?
  • nung nakipagsuntukan ako sa kalaro ko at sinugod ako ng tatay niya, nasan ka? 
  • nung gustong gusto kong matutong magbasketball nasan ka?
  • nung wala akong mahingan ng tulong sa assignment ko sa math, nasan ka?
  • nung mga panahong nakipagbreak sakin yung putang inang ex ko, nasan ka?
  • nung kinailangan ko ng pagmamahal ng isang ama nasan ka? 

WALA. Sa lahat ng yon wala ka.  Dahil mas pinili mong lumayo para magkakalyo ang kamay mo kakatrabaho para sa kinabukasan ko.

Tiniis mo ang mainit na disyerto at ang nananakit na rayuma sa may yelo. Ngayon inhinyero na ako at lahat ng ito ay utang ko sayo. Wala man kayo dun sa mga sandaling kailangan ko kayo, nagpapasalamat pa din ako kase mas tiniis niyong lumayo para matupad ang mga pangarap ko. Ngayon, humanda kayo kase ito naman yung moment ko para maging isang hot na OFW na kagaya niyo. At kapag mayaman na mayaman na tayo, ipapakudkod ko kay Belo ang kalyo mo at ididikit ko isa isa sa kwarto ko dahil kung hindi dahil jan sa kalyo mo, walang inhinyerong hot na katulad ko. hohoho.

Yow cesario, para sayo to. :)


Posted on September/16/2012



20 Uri ng mga Matatalinong Estudyante (Sino ka sa kanila? PS: 20 na talaga sila. HAHAHA)

princeofbanat:

19 lang kasi ‘to nang unang beses kong i-post

Mataba

  • Siya ‘yung punong-puno ang utak ng kaalaman.
  • Walking encyclopedia; bookworm; kuya Kim; Ernie Baron, and the like—ilan lang ‘yan sa mga pwede mong itawag sa kanya.
  • Tanungin mo siya ng kahit ano, siguradong may isasagot siya sa’yo.
  • Siya kadalasan ang President ng classroom.
  • Rank: Either top 1 dahil lahat ay alam niya na, or top 10 dahil naka-depende lang ang lahat ng kaalaman niya sa libro.
  • Famous line niya: *taas-kamay* “Alam ko (po) ‘yan!”

Pilosopo

  • Katulad ni mataba, napakalawak din ng kaalaman niya.
  • Tanungin mo siya ng kahit ano, siguradong may isasagot siya sa’yo, ngunit ang pinagkaiba niya lang kay Mataba, si Mataba naka-base ang sagot sa libro, habang si Pilosopo naman ay naka-base ang sagot sa sariling reasoning—napakalawak kasi ng pag-iisip niya.
  • Lahat ng bagay, sinusubukan niyang intindihin at ipaliwanag.
  • Either President or Vice-President ng classroom.
  • Rank: Pwedeng mayroon, pwede ring wala, dahil hindi mahalaga sa kanya ang medalya, kundi tanging kaalaman lang.
  • Famous line niya: “Imagine this”

Sadya

  • Natural ang pagiging matalino.
  • Hindi kailangan mag-aral ni Sadya, dahil mabilis niyang naiintindihan ang bawat aralin nang walang ka-effort-effort.
  • Ang pinagkaiba niya kina Mataba at Pilosopo, hindi siya mahilig magbabad ng oras sa pag-aaral at/o pag-iintindi ng kung anu-ano, dahil kaya niya kahit hindi niya pa iyon gawin.
  • Treasurer o Auditor ang kalimitang posisyon sa klase (wala lang, trip lang).
  • Rank: Top 2-10. Bihira maging top 1. Hindi nga kasi siya ma-effort, natural na kasi sa kanya ang pagiging matalino.
  • Famous line niya: “That’s it!”

Mekaniko

  • Sipag at tyaga ang puhunan.
  • Buwis buhay kung mag-aral.
  • Average ang talino niya kaya kung magsisikap pa siya lalo, pwede siyang umangat sa above average. Pero kapag nawalan na siya ng gana, babagsak siya sa below average.
  • Kalimitang score niya 10/10 sa expected quiz, while 6/10 naman sa surprised quiz.
  • Rank: Either top 1 dahil pinromote niya ang sarili niya as Mataba, or wala dahil nagpaka-Petiks na lang siya.
  • Famous line niya: “Saan may assigmnet/exam?”

Prince/Princess

  • Sila ‘yung nasa labas nang magsabog ang Diyos ng biyaya.
  • May mukha na nga na pang-artista, may utak pang pang-pulitika.
  • Sila ‘yung pwede mo nang isali sa beauty contest, pwede pa sa quiz bee. At madalas pang panalo—saan ka pa?
  • Ano pa ba? Siyemprre, instant escort o muse na sila agad sa classroom.
  • Rank: Top 1-10
  • Famous line niya: SMILE niya ang remarkabale

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ANG TUNAY NA KAIBIGAN

israelmekaniko:

KORNI pero lagi ka pa ding pinapatawa

SINUNGALING pero hindi ka ipapahamak

MAARTE pero hindi ka susungitan

MAYABANG pero hindi ka huhusgahan

MAANGAS pero kaya kang ipaglaban

SWAPANG pero kaya kang pagbigyan

BURAOT pero marunong bumawi

ALASKADOR pero mapagmahal

ULYANIN pero hndi ka kinakalimutan





What If Kris Aquino Delivered the President's Speech??

israelmekaniko:

Please take a seat. I ordered new sofas for this event for my very special guests. They’re pink so take good care of them.

Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile; Speaker Feliciano Belmonte; Vice President Jejomar Binay (and your son, ahahaha); former Presidents Fidel Valdez Ramos and Joseph Ejercito Estrada; eminent Justices of the Supreme Court; distinguished members of the diplomatic corps; honorable members of the House of Representatives and of the Senate; our leaders in local government; members of our Cabinet; uniformed officers of the military and of the police; my fellow public servants; and to the Filipino people… you all look fabulous today.

First of all, nais pong iparating ng kagalang-galang na PNoy na labis syang nag-so-sorry sa hindi nya pagdating today. He has a major scalp infection that was caused by the shampoo that was supposed to be for Josh. Before he used it, I was like, “Noy, don’t use it. It’s for Josh.” And then he was like, “Why can’t I use it?” I was like, “Because it’s for Josh.” Then he was like, “Bakit nga hindi pwede?” Then I was like, “Because it’s for Josh.” And then, ayun nga, nakarma kaagad. Ahahaha.

Anyway, I’ll shut up na about TMIs baka magalit si PNoy.

This is PNoy’s 3rd SONA. And he just want to say na… *reads speech*… Oh my God, this is boring, let’s skip na. Pakitaas na ng prompter. Hindi dyan. No. No. No. Boring. Okay. Yan. Wait. Yan. Bongga.

PNoy just want to say that his government made tanggal na all the gastusin na hindi kailangan and made habol all the tiwali, you know na naman that. We’ve all seen the news. Duh.

That’s why we are not the most kawawa among Asian countries anymore. Instead of making utang, we are the ones making pautang to other countries. In all fairness talaga.

According to Bloomberg Businessweek, which I have a subscription, and I quote, “Keep an eye on the Philippines.” Oh di ba. Level. According naman to Foreign Policy Magazine, we can be, and I quote “Asia’s Next Tiger.” Sosyal, di ba? Also, Oprah tweeted “Philippines deserves to be number one in Asia.” Joooke. Joke lang. Hi, Oprah. She’s watching.

One of PNoy’s projects is the Pantawid Pamilya program. Well, I am the one who kept on pushing PNoy about this project because my son, Bimby, once said that he wants to give money to the poor. Bimbs, stand up, para makita ka sa camera. Say hi, Bimbs. Aww. He’s having tantrums since kanina pa kasi the barong is itchy. I should’ve asked someone to make a non-itchy barong. Next year!

Anyway… Oh my God. So many numbers. I don’t want to say everything na. If you want, I’ll just post everything on my Twitter account. It’s @aquinokristina. Unfollow the old one. I have a new one na. Ako, personally ang nag-tu-tweet. Using Nokia Lumia of course. If you want the graphs, I’ll post it on instagram na lang.

PNoy also wants to thank the BPO industry for bring so much jobs. Clap clap. And BPO also make more industries more masigla. Bongga talaga.

Also, there will be improvements in our transportation systems. First, with our airports. More airports, more fun! And we will fix the anik-anik in NAIA. The government will also keep on building roads. There will be a connector na between NLEX and SLEX that will make the byahe from Clark to Calamba so madali. Imagine what that will do to my taping schedule. It will be easier for me to go from my teleserye taping in the north to my movie taping in the south.

Kudos also to DoT. Good job, Secretary Jimenez. It’s more fun in the Philippines talaga. I’ve experienced going to different places dahil sa KrisTV and I can honestly say, iba talaga. Everyone of you here in the congress should guest on my show. It’s fun talaga. You can ask, Senator Chiz.

Also, PNoy did something about the electricity na. So everybody can watch my show.

PNoy also wants to thank the militantes who balik-loob to the government. Nakatulong din siguro ang pagbibigay ko sa kanila ng KrisTV mugs which I personally chose. Take good care of it. It’s imported and I personally mail them. With ribbons pa sa box and heart-shaped cutouts pa because, you know naman how much I love hearts.

And, I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge Dawn Zulueta and Richard Gomez who are present in the congress today. Napakataas ng ratings ng Walang Hanggan. Nanunuod kami ni Bimbs with his yayas and swear, tutok na tutok kami.

Everytime there is a sakuna, before, people always wait for services. Ngayon, hindi na. Nauuna talaga ako para magbigay ng tulong. Ako talaga! Together with other artistas like Vice Ganda and many more, we go to the lugar na nasalanta ang give relief goods.

With regard to the past administration, we never forget. Forgive and forget na lang ang sampung taon na nawala sa atin? Forgive and forget na lang ba para sa mga naulila ng limampu’t pitong biktima ng masaker sa Maguindanao? Maibabalik ba sila ng “forgive and forget?” Forgive and forget ang lahat ng atraso ng mga naglubog sa atin sa bulok na estado? Forgive and forget na lang ba ang pambababae ng asawa ko? No. I’ve forgiven, but I will never forget. So wala munang lovelife-lovelife ngayon. Work muna.

Anyway, this getting so mahaba na. I will not make this more mahaba because I will resume taping for my teleserye with Robin and Anne. The rest of PNoy’s speech is on the internet. Google-google na lang kayo.

Lastly, PNoy wants to add na don’t thank him daw for the things that the government did. Whenever there’s an OFW na nagpapasalamat sa kanya, he always say, “ikaw ang gumawa nito.” Kapag may magsasaka na nagpapasalamant, sinasabi nya na, “ikaw ang gumawa nito.” Kapag may anyone na lumalapit at nagapapsalamat, sinasabi nya, “ikaw ang gumawa nito.” Kapag pumupunta si Phillip at James sa bahay to visit the kids, palagi kong sinasabi, “kayo ang gumawa nito.”

Hindi po ito SONA ni PNoy. SONA ito ng sambayanang Pilipino. Love love love for the rest of the year. Ako po si Kris Aquino.







IM NOT BORED. IM JUST BORING.: WHAT IF BADTRIP LAHAT NG TAONG TINATANONG MO??

israelmekaniko:

  • Natutulog ka na? Naku hindi, nagpapraktis lang mamatay.
  • May tagos ka? Naku wala, special siopao lang ako.
  • Brownout? Hindi sabay-sabay lang tayong pumikit.
  • Nagpagupit ka? Naku hindi, Umurong lang yung buhok nung nag-shampoo ako.
  • Mainit yung sabaw? Naku hindi, Mainit…





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